I’ve joined the Dharma Initiative recruit program! Not sure what they expect from recruits, maybe we will be expected to perform dastardly deeds or my expertise in journalism will come in handy. Or maybe they will just strap me to a table and perform weird experiments on me. Though I hope not.
At any rate, I was quite happy to get the following email on my inbox:
ATTENTION ALL RECRUITS
RE: CONFIRMATION OF LAUNCH DATE FOR VOLUNTEER TESTING
I am pleased to announce that, following an extensive security audit of all departments within the Dharma Initiative, I am totally satisfied that DharmaWantsYou.com is now secure. As a result I am able to confirm a date for the commencement of our latest volunteer testing program.
I have heard from many of you in recent weeks via email asking what will be assessed in the program and what the nature of our latest research is. I have found your enthusiasm and relentless curiosity extremely endearing. However, in the interests of maintaining the integrity of the testing process, I cannot be forthcoming on these enquiries.
Despite this, I would like to affirm to you all that I am extremely optimistic about these upcoming evaluations and believe that they will yield recruits of the highest caliber.
Good luck to all applicants.
Together we can guide the world to a better tomorrow.
Hans Van Eeghen
Head of Recruiting
The Dharma Initiative
You too can become a part of the program if you pass the required initial assessment. Be warned, it’s not always for the faint of heart.